Jokes for April 11, 2008

Real Classified Ads.. I SWEAR...
Also the anniversary of the Day Lincoln Died...

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES: 
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 

FREE PUPPIES. 
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale. 

NORDIC TRACK
$300  - Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.   Call Stephanie. 

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: 
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,  45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. 
Wife knows everything.

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