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Joke for December 1 , 2008
An Incredible Story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya
after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the
bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised
in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it
very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant's
foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As
carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his
knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The
elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its
face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen,
thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant
trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron
were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at
Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant
did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the
man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant. This is for all of my friends who send me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
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