Jokes for July 10, 2008

Having survived my first driving lesson, I emerged from the car to come face to face with a woman standing on the pavement.
 
"A bit nerve-wracking, was it?" she asked.
 
"More than that," I laughed, "My instructor reeks of BO and has a bit of a wind problem. No way do I want a lesson from him again!"
 
"I know the feeling," said the woman coolly.
 
I've been married to him for 20 years.