Jokes for June 9, 2008

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
 
He says 'Yes - just caffeine.'
 
''Have you ever been in the service?'
 
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
 
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
 
The guy says, 'Yes 100% . . .an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
 
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
 
The guy is puzzle d and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'
 
''This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'