Jokes for March 19, 2008

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into a pharmacy. Went right up to the pharmacist....look straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide, please."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world would you need cyanide?" Calmy, the lady replied, "I need to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Are you crazy!!? I cannot give you cyanide to kill your husband!!! That's against the law! I will lose my license, and they would throw both of us in jail!! All kinds of bad things happen lady, but ABSOLUTELY NOT!

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmicist's wife.
 
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription....."