No one
believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly
couple , Andy and Sally, were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to
their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands
they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they
entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I
love you, Sally.'
On their way
back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically
landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what
to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the
money--fifty-thousand dollars.
Andy said,
'We've got to give it back.'
Sally said,
'Finders keepers.' She put the money back in the bag and hid it in
their attic.
The next day,
two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money,
and knocked on the door.
'Pardon me,
but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car
yesterday?'
Sally said,
'No.'
Andy said,
'She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.'
Sally said,
'Don't believe him, he's getting senile.'
The agents
turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says:
'Tell us the story from the beginning'
Andy said,
'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . . '
The first
FBI guy turns to his partner and says, 'We're outta here.
