Jokes for March 7, 2008

Why Boys Need Parents Pic of the day....

PROOF... NO Good Deed Goes Unpunished..

When a man appeared at the Pearly Gates Saint Peter asked, "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!"

Impressed, Saint Peter asked, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."