Jokes for March 7, 2008

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THE RABBIT
 A man is driving along a highway  and sees a rabbit jump out
 across the middle of the road.  He swerves to avoid hitting it,
 but unfortunately  the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
 
 The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,  pulls over and gets out to see  what has become of the rabbit.
 
Much to his dismay,  the rabbit is dead.
 
The  driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. 
 
 A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. 
 
 She  steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong. 
 
 "I feel terrible," !  he explains,  "I accidentally hit this rabbit  and killed it."
 
 The blonde says, "Don't worry."
 
  She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. 
 
 She walks over to the limp, dead  rabbit,  bends down,  and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
 
 The rabbit jumps up,  waves its paw at the two of them  and hops off down the road. 
 
 Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,  he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
 
 The  man is astonished. 
 
 He runs over to the woman and demands,  "What is in that can?  What did you spray on that rabbit?"  The woman turns the can around  so that the man can read the label.   It  says..
 
 (Are you ready for this?)
 
 (Are you sure?)
 
 (This is bad!)
 
  (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
 
 (Last chance)
 
 (OK, here it is)
 
 It says,  "Hair Spray -  Restores life to dead hair,  and adds permanent wave."