Jokes for May 1, 2008

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Older people have problems that we haven't even considered yet:
 
 An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count
as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried With my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. She tried a rubber device she ordered from some Internet Web site and it broke.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

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