Girls from
New York, they are tough. And girls from Georgia, they are sweet. But those
born and bred feisty Kentucky girls, they are the ones you have to look out
for.. We have sugar and fire in our blood. We can ride a horse, be a
debutante, throw a left hook and tell you the entire UK line up all while
making sweet tea. And if we have an opinion, you get to know it.
We're both the pride and the downfall of the bluegrass... - Ashley Judd
Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky:
If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you
might live in Kentucky.
If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Kentucky.
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Kentucky.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you might live in Kentucky
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN:
Vacation means going north or south on I-75 for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer... more than once.
You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.
You see people wearing camouflage at social events - including weddings.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to
use them.
'Down South' means Tennessee to you.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.
You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Kentucky friends (What's not to understand?)
