The  Woodpecker might have to go! 

Everything  I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's  Ark  
One  : Don't  miss the boat..  
Two  : Remember that we are all in the same boat. 
Three :  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the  Ark.  
Four  : Stay fit,  when you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do  something really big 
Five  : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done  
Six  : Build your future on high ground..  
Seven  : For  safety's sake, travel in pairs. 
Eight  : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the  cheetahs. 
Nine  : When you're stressed, float a while 
Ten  : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by  professionals.  
Eleven  : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow  waiting...