One year, a husband decided to buy his
mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next
year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well,
you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?" I replied "Dust". And
that's how the fight started.....
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrib le, I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment .
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's how the fight started.......
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
200 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
And that's how the fight started.....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed. I turned to her and
said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then
I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would
make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.....
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, ' Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's when the fight started.....
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